bachelor party joke!

So a man comes home after his bachelor party and is so drunk he comes in and throws up all over the house,knocks a lamp over and breaks it then passes out..the next morning he wakes up to a note from his fiancee on the dresser that reads..baby i am out shopping,here is 2 aspirin and there is coffee and a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen..love you. so he goes to the kitchen and is surprised to see his mother there..he asked what happened..she begins to tell him that apparently "he came home,threw up, broke some stuff,then passed out". so he says "omg"..well why is she being so nice?..his mother proceeds to tell him that when his fiancee tried to get him to come to bed and started taking his clothes off..he yelled at her and said.."leave me alone lady i am almost a married man"..lmbo!