Bachelorette Horror Stories

Lol! That meme. For my stepsister's bachelorette, we hired a male stripper to come to the house. Apparently when you hire a private stripper, it's a lot raunchier than just going to a strip club. Besides taking off his own clothes he was also taking off all of OUR clothes as well! And I guess he thought I was cute because he was all over ME as opposed to my stepsister. He even pulled me into a corner and whipped out his junk trying to get me to do something. I was mortified. And we all felt violated afterwards. I have strictly forbidden strippers for mine!!

@Ashley I'm sorry for your pain, but you literally just made me snort!

Sitting at the Vegas airport typing this - my best friends bachelorette party was this weekend - we lost 1 girl the first night! EEEK she did eventually show up around noon the next day!

I had a blast but I am going to nix the Vegas idea (the girls were already starting to plan) for my own party.

@FutureMrsD Any clue where she went?

No one I know has ever had a bachelorette party. Well, my sister did, but I wasn't invited (don't live in the same city).

Many moons ago (late 80s, early 90s), I dated a former male stripper. The way he and his friends would talk about the women in clubs & private parties was downright nauseating. There is no way I could ever go to a club or attend a party with one after that.

Lol!! I'm glad I gave you a chuckle. We still laugh about it now!

Ditto what @Ashley said.

I wasn't at this party because I was underage at the time, but at my cousin's party, they had a stripper come to the house and he was gross. At some point he was trying to push her head down to make her go down on him. Wtf?

I know that not all strippers do that. But still. Gross.

One party i went to, they actually designated an area for the girls that did not want to participate with the stripper. The host let the stripper know about the designated area and stayed clear. That was nice, the alternative was going to be to lock ourselves in a bedroom until all the raunchy-ness was over.

@MzrosaLu I had no idea a private stripper was SO different from a strip club. We learned our lesson. My stepsister even called the company that we hired him from to complain the next day. She was literally told "that's what happens at a private party- they do whatever they want." Ok, like violate us? We basically paid to get violated. Lol

One bachelorette party I went to ordered a stripper, he never showed and the MOB was pissed so she found another.... When he showed up he was in his mid-fifties and not anything special to look at. Let's just say MOB was the only one that enjoyed his company.

My cousin had a pretty raunchy stripper too we had no clue how different it was at a house either it was shocking and hilarious at the same time