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Judi
VIP June 2017

*BEST* wedding gift calculator I've ever come across (Funny)

Judi, on December 4, 2016 at 3:48 PM Posted in Community Conversations 0 16

Http://www.ihateweddings.com/?itemid=36

I especially love the advice that says.

"Cash Bar for soda **

(**If they charge you for soda at the wedding DO NOT GIVE A GIFT. Immediately,

go to the bride, kick her in the shin and then go home.) "

16 Comments

Latest activity by Anne, on December 4, 2016 at 8:29 PM
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    Just Said Yes December 2016
    Alexandra ·
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    Woah. I wouldn't want to invite people who would go to this website. It defeats the purpose of being a good person and supporting your friends and family

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  • sanders4ever
    Super May 2017
    sanders4ever ·
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    If you hate weddings, then don't even come and don't bother with a gift either!

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  • Orchids
    Master March 2018
    Orchids ·
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    LOL! Oh man, I'm hanging on to this.

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  • 2B_Mrs.J.T.
    VIP September 2017
    2B_Mrs.J.T. ·
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    Bahahaha. That's hilarious.

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  • afullerlife
    Super October 2017
    afullerlife ·
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    That was awesome thanks for sharing!

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  • Judi
    VIP June 2017
    Judi ·
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    Irreverent dark humor is my thing - not saying its for everyone - as a bride I can easily laugh at the "passive aggresive ways to piss off a bride"

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  • MTMA9917
    VIP September 2017
    MTMA9917 ·
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    This is hilarious!

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  • Anne
    Master June 2017
    Anne ·
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    Hilarious and very appropriate.

    http://www.ihateweddings.com/index.php?itemid=37

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  • Judi
    VIP June 2017
    Judi ·
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    @Anne: "If you invite me to your wedding, don't expect a wedding gift. My presence is enough. In return, you can stiff me at my wedding. Though let's face it, if I stiffed you at your wedding, I'm probably not inviting you to mine"

    ETA: words got chopped off.

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  • Lorith
    Master May 2016
    Lorith ·
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    This made my day so much better rotfl

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  • Sara
    Master April 2017
    Sara ·
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    This is amazing

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  • MNA
    Master April 2018
    MNA ·
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    @Alexandra: From the looks of it, you'll probably want to cut 3/4 of your guest list, since this community is probably pretty representative of how most people's guests would think...

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  • Anne
    Master June 2017
    Anne ·
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    @judi M- it's Satire. Sarcasm. Not to be taken seriously. Thus the humor.

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    Expert July 2018
    Tracey ·
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    Wow, that's funny haha

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  • Judi
    VIP June 2017
    Judi ·
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    @Anne oh I get the humor lmao that quote cracked me up! I guess when the post got chopped up the "hahahaa" gorgeous chopped off

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  • Anne
    Master June 2017
    Anne ·
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    Gotcha@ judi M

    Loved the one about weddings on Sundays and weddings on 4th of July too. Great find. Thanks for sharing OP.

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