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Michelle
VIP March 2017

Crude groomsman proposal- boys will be boys

Michelle, on June 11, 2016 at 4:52 PM

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So my fiancé is asking his best man (his younger brother) to be his best man today and the 3 other groomsman through out the next week. Him and his friends have known each other for many years and all have a very crude and I'll say gross sense of humor when they are with each other. So FH made these...

So my fiancé is asking his best man (his younger brother) to be his best man today and the 3 other groomsman through out the next week. Him and his friends have known each other for many years and all have a very crude and I'll say gross sense of humor when they are with each other. So FH made these boxes to ask each of them. It includes a cigar (in picture there's a bud light which is for his brother who does not smoke) and a bag of candy penises. He also put an American flag because why not. The card with Uncle Sam is from etsy. On the back of the card he nicely asked the person to be his groomsmen. Then wrote, "if you accept, enjoy this cigar/beer. If not, eat a bag of dicks. " Not necessarily the sweetest but so very him and them. I'm nervous that it's much but these are his best friends and so them so I'm going along with it.

Just thought I'd share!!!

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  • Michelle
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    Michelle ·
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    @Lindsay B- I agree with the statement about boys will be boys. Not just sexual behaviors. I'm a teacher and parents tell me it all the time. Especially when their son is having a behavior issue. I always stop them immediately and tell them gender is not a reasoning for anything. I don't know why I used it here

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  • Courtney
    Savvy October 2017
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    This is actually hilarious!

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  • Steph
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    That is amazing!

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  • MrsToBe-BecameMrs
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    MrsToBe-BecameMrs ·
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    That's hilarious

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  • BicycleBuiltForTwo
    Master September 2016
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    @Michelle I'm glad you took that as constructive and not attacking! I re-read it and worried about how it would read on the interwebs.

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  • Sara
    Master April 2017
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    I think it's hilarious

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  • Sara
    Super November 2016
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    Perfect lol

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  • Michelle
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    Michelle ·
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    @Lindsey I'll be honest and I read it in a bitchy way at first but then I gave it the benefit of the doubt. I know how misconstrued things can get on the Internet. No problem Smiley smile

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  • 5starFM
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    Hilarious!

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  • TimeLadyErika
    Master May 2017
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    I laughed harder than is socially acceptable.

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  • Chelsea
    Devoted April 2017
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    Hahaha, that's such a man thing.

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  • Sarah
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    I looooove this hahaha

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  • Pamela
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    Very funny and creative for a guy lol I just showed my fiancé. He started laughing and was like... That's so cool lol

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  • JoRocka
    Master September 2016
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    Moon ride check shipabagofdicks.com other wise amazon has them!

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  • Michelle
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    @moon ride- he bought them from Amazon. They were $5 a bag though. He shared it with a group he's on at Facebook and someone posted they sell them at adult novelty stores for cheaper.

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  • ChocolatierKT
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    I lovr it

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  • Amber
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    Amber ·
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    Where did he get the bag of candy from

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  • Amber
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    Amber ·
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    Oh sorry just saw you answered this already

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  • Ladylove30047
    VIP September 2016
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    Lol... I can't with this! Hope they said yes! Lol

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  • Future Mrs. Holz
    Super June 2017
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    That's hilarious and I love it

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