Funny Sayings to put on Koozies

Found this on google ..

* “To Have and To Hold, and to Keep Your Beer Cold”

* “What a Catch” with Baseball & Mit image

* “Somthing old, something new, something borrowed, and my something blue” with blue koozie

* “Eat, drink and be married!”

* “Laugh, drink and be married!”

* “I went to ______ and ______’s wedding, and all I got was this damn koozie!”

* “The wedding is here, time for beer!”

* “Vows are Done, Time for Fun”

* “Beer and koozies are like (your name) and (partner’s name)

* “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a koozie.”

* “The sincerest love is the love of beer.”

* “I stole this from ______ and ______’s wedding!”

* I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”

* “Live, Laugh, Love”

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I like "The Wedding is here, time for beer!" ... but would that be okay to use BEFORE the wedding, at a shower?

My 2nd fav is "Marriage is a wonderful invention; then again, so is a koozie"

Doozie of a Koozie

You could change it to "Shower is here, time for beer!" or "The Wedding is near, time for beer!"

I like ..Beer and koozies are like (your name) and (partner’s name) because its more shower than wedding and its a his and hers so it has both ur names on it

Good call Biatch! "The Wedding is Near, Time for Some Beer"... how about that?

Am i dumb for not quite 'getting' "beer and koozies are like (your name) and (his name"? I mean I GET it, but I don't see it as making much sense, maybe thats because FH and I are no like beer or koozies

I think it just means y'all go to together like "beer and koozies." You know, like Peanut Butter and Jelly...You and him. haha. But no, it doesn't make you dumb!! It's just not a very good statement. And I TOTALLY LOVE "The Wedding is Near, Time for Some Beer!"

Wedding is near is great!!!bc u kno u will need some of that(or wine in my case) closer and closer to the day lol

Thanks for all your help amanda!

And yes it means like ashley says u go together like PB&J but in tha case beer and koozies but i do like wedding is near better

No problemmm