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Just Said Yes March 2015

How did every stray pube in the house end up stuck to my wedding gown?

Lindsay, on March 8, 2015 at 6:21 PM Posted in Community Conversations 0 65

My wedding is a week from today and I decided to try the gown on for the first time since I got it back from the final fitting in January. Now, I am glad that I tried it on, because it reassured the irrational part of my brain that was afraid that it wouldn't fit any more, and I was able to take a needle and thread and tack down one of the bra cups better. But what I wasn't really thinking was that we have two cats (one black) and we haven't been vacuuming as often as we should. I walked back and forth to the bathroom in it a few times, and sat down on the bed to make sure I could sit comfortably. When I took it off and hung it up I saw hair all over the back. Cat hair, human hair, and worst, human pubic hair. An hour and six lint roller sheets and I still keep finding more. When I reach to grab a pube, the static electricity makes it skitter across the chiffon away from my hand, like "I want to be part of this dress forever! Don't you want me to be a part of your special day?"

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Latest activity by MrsZ, on March 10, 2015 at 8:17 PM
  • Janeen
    Master January 2015
    Janeen ·
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    I dunno if you're real or not but this post wins today.

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  • Megan
    VIP September 2022
    Megan ·
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    Alright, you caught my attention.

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  • June
    Devoted June 2015
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    Is this for real?? Question - did you have your dress in a garment bag? Because now I am worried, haha.

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  • Alexis
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    Something tells me I am going to open up WW later tonight again and this thread will have like 9 pgs of comments hahahaha. And yea, don't you keep it in a bag?

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  • Kemmie
    VIP May 2015
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    Oh gosh this is gross lol

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  • L
    Just Said Yes March 2015
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    Real, unfortunately! And I do keep it in a garment bag (and in the guest bedroom away from cats and dust and debris in general), but obviously it was out of the bag when I was trying it on again. Dry winter air and chiffon are apparently the worst combination for static electricity!

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  • NewestHess
    Super May 2015
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    Am I the only one wondering how pubes became stuck on the dress?

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  • Kemmie
    VIP May 2015
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    From my understanding she had the dress on her, as in wearing it as she walked back and forth to the bathroom. I'm assuming there's a train or something that was dragging on the floor.

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  • Janeen
    Master January 2015
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    She said she sat on a bed. I'm guessing they were on the bed lol

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  • Tania Lynn
    Super July 2015
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    Mental note... No trying on my dress in my puppy infested home. Got it! Thanks.

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  • L
    Just Said Yes March 2015
    Lindsay ·
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    Apparently there were that many of them just floating around on the carpet and the bed?? I am kind of astonished myself.

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  • Happy In Hawaii
    Master July 2015
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    Wow this really made me laugh...so sorry, good luck??


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  • Kemmie
    VIP May 2015
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    Pubic Hair tumble weeds errwurr

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  • Celia Milton
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    Must be the weekend.....

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  • Kassie
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    TBH I would take a (clean) vacuum hose to it or something like that, something in the shape of those steamer machines, the long rectangle sucky thing and run it down the dress and put it immediately back in the garment bag!

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  • NewestHess
    Super May 2015
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    I recommend some quick profession cleaning- on your dress and your bikini line.

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  • Mrs. A & J
    Master December 2014
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    I'm just gonna ask.....where was the free flying pubic hair that got stuck to your dress? Do you trim while sitting on your bed, and you put your dress on it?

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  • Crystal L.
    Master August 2015
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    I feel really bad that there's hair all over your dress! That sucks, but I could not help but bust up laughing at the last couple of sentences in this post!! Thanks for the good laugh, but I truly hope the hair situation can be fixed easily!!

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  • Charla
    Super March 2015
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    Hilarious!!!

    Thank you I needed that laugh

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  • OMW
    Master August 2013
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    I don't think I've gotten public hair caught on any of my clothes. How this happened kind of astounds me.

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