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Just Said Yes March 2015

How did every stray pube in the house end up stuck to my wedding gown?

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Lindsay, on March 8, 2015 at 6:21 PM

My wedding is a week from today and I decided to try the gown on for the first time since I got it back from the final fitting in January. Now, I am glad that I tried it on, because it reassured the irrational part of my brain that was afraid that it wouldn't fit any more, and I was able to take a needle and thread and tack down one of the bra cups better. But what I wasn't really thinking was that we have two cats (one black) and we haven't been vacuuming as often as we should. I walked back and forth to the bathroom in it a few times, and sat down on the bed to make sure I could sit comfortably. When I took it off and hung it up I saw hair all over the back. Cat hair, human hair, and worst, human pubic hair. An hour and six lint roller sheets and I still keep finding more. When I reach to grab a pube, the static electricity makes it skitter across the chiffon away from my hand, like "I want to be part of this dress forever! Don't you want me to be a part of your special day?"

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Master October 2015
Monica SC · on March 8, 2015 at 7:22 PM
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I just vomited a little
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VIP September 2015
PoshBride · on March 8, 2015 at 7:25 PM
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O....M....G! That was definitely attention getting, lmao!!! I'm sooo sorry about the hair on your dress! Might have to get it cleaned asap!
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Ashley MinnieLove · on March 8, 2015 at 7:29 PM
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Does your man shave standing up in the bathroom ? Or you shave each other ? Lol. The pubes. Nice touch.
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Master November 2015
Mrs. Lav · on March 8, 2015 at 7:33 PM
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I mean, if there's that much pubic hair shed on the sheets....good for you?

(But maybe you should should change the sheets more often.)
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NewMrsWesely · on March 8, 2015 at 7:42 PM
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So sorry this happened but omg it was a good laugh. Just a fyi for anyone dresses are notorious for attracting hair of all kinds. Any time a dress is out if it's bag and being moved about and it touches the ground something will stick to it.
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Rachel DellaPorte · on March 8, 2015 at 7:50 PM
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Um, yuck? And thanks for sharing...
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Master April 2015
Silan · on March 8, 2015 at 8:10 PM
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I'm going to assume it's not pubic hair and is actually chest hair. FH is on medication that makes his hair fall out and I find chest hair everywhere. He is often shirtless in the house and we have hard wood floors so hair doesn't disappear when it falls out. We vacuum about 3 times a week and I regularly wash the towels/bedding in addition to the couch blanket, but yeah it's still everywhere. My hair is too, but my hair doesn't look like pubes
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Futuremrsplummer · on March 8, 2015 at 8:17 PM
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So funny!
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Hiatus · on March 10, 2015 at 9:21 AM
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Best post today. I always love to hear about random flying pube hairs... it's so common... not... lol
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Master March 2015
KM · on March 10, 2015 at 9:29 AM
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Bahahahahahaha
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Master April 2015
Lucy · on March 10, 2015 at 9:30 AM
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What the actual hell. LMFAO I'm dying.
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Master January 2015
Emmy · on March 10, 2015 at 9:33 AM
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Ew.
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Master November 2015
JaKLyn · on March 10, 2015 at 9:35 AM
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I hope you saved that sh*t. Make FH a sweater or something swanky like that as his wedding gift. Nothing says "I love you" like I went super Martha Stewart and made you a sweater/teacozy/toupee out of cat and pubic hair. You'd literally be giving him a little piece of you!
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LightBlueGem · on March 10, 2015 at 9:35 AM
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Uh, I'd be worried about dog hair at my place, and maybe Cheetoh crumbs, but I can honestly say...not pubes. Cracking up.
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AthenaKay · on March 10, 2015 at 9:40 AM
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What in the actual fuck? You have a serious problem if there are pubic hairs all over your house.

Just gross.

This can't be real life.
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AlexisM082 · on March 10, 2015 at 9:41 AM
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This is exactly why I'm not trying on my dress at home Hahaha!!!!!
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Master July 2015
Emma · on March 10, 2015 at 9:46 AM
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@Alexis, you got some pubes laying around as well???
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Missy · on March 10, 2015 at 9:47 AM
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LMAO!! this is hilarious. and at the same time, I'm sorry for you OP :p

For those who don't know, as gross as it sounds, we shed pubic hair something like 10 times faster/more often than hair from our head. I don't remember the exact statistic, but basically it wouldn't be as strange to find strays as you might think. LOL
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Master June 2015
AthenaKay · on March 10, 2015 at 9:59 AM
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Still gross.
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Devoted June 2015
AlmostMrsMcLain · on March 10, 2015 at 10:09 AM
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I've never wanted to clean so badly in my entire life. I hate vacuuming but I swear it'll be the first thing I do when I get home now. NOT because there's hair everywhere but because I'm so weirded out.
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