It's a Klonopin kind of day

ROOFTOP BAR!!!

Wait I need to add to it...David didn't win the Derby. :'(

Now that that's out of the way...I will provide you with a cute cat meme until the klonopin kicks in...

He didn't even get through the first round!! COME ON!!!! He's still so damn hot though.

OTW, Amy and Jac-Jac are now in my posse. I need a rooftop bar with unlimited free bevs and snacks to go along with my I can't give more of a flying fuck attitude.

OH, just got off the phone with David's Bridal alterations. Bitch couldn't give me a ballpark figure on a gown I purchased THERE (had no idea what I was talking about when I gave her the style number) and said I needed to pay in full UP FRONT. She spoke broken english (she's spanish) so when I call back, FH will get on the phone with her (he speaks spanish fluently).

I need a scotch to go with my klonopin now.

And I need David Wright to leave his model-fiancee and come spend some quality time with me. Just for a little while.

His fiance needs to eat a sandwich.

But I'm paying cash and need to know how much to bring. I'm not putting anything on a credit card. I think I want to look someplace else for alterations. There's a woman here in Queens who comes highly recommended. I'm gonna ask her first.

Klonopin is kicking in. I can't feel my tongue. This is awesome (stoner-faced grin)

Breathe deep and often my dear. Let FH fix it.

HAHAHAH!! "I can't feel my tongue." Aww girl, ENJOY the rest of the day!

Jen - I don't know how incredibly helpful this is, but I found a post on another forum where a bride had posted the DB alterations price list. I can't guarantee it's 100% accurate - I'm not a DB bride myself - but may at least give you a ballpark:

"Disclaimer: This is for David’s Bridal alterations only. The prices may vary depending on the work you need and only an alterations specialist can tell you for sure what level you garment falls on.

Bridal Gowns only (prices go from simple, intermediate and difficult)

Take up Halter 20 30 40

Take up shoulders 20 35 50

Shorten straps 10 20

Take in/let out at bust 35 50 60

Take in/let out at waist 35 50 60

Hem ****

Open or close slit 10 15 50

Over bustle first three 35

Each additional over bustle 5

Under bustle first three 50

Each additional under bustle 7

Adding bra cups 20

Adding Velcro to veil 10

Rush Fee (2 week from pick up date) 25

Taper in/let out side seams on skirt 30 35 40"

Jules - you might have to send this to her tomorrow. Jen might under her desk right now.

Jen is under her desk,tongue still numb. I was a dumbass and decided to walk down 6th Avenue in NYC to find raw almonds... I couldn't feel my feet hit the pavement!

**drool**

That was too funny...I'm so happy I'm not the only one who needs drugs to get me through this happy time in my life! LOL...I just sent that pic around my office...however I did flag it "inappropiate" I truly hope your day gets better! What's 94 degrees and a little humidity? (I'm on LI)

RAW ALMONDS ARE POISONOUS! That's basically what cyanide is.

Jen - where is your office? I'm on Broadway and 36

OTW: Oh well, maybe it'll get me out of work for the rest of the week. Can you sense my "I don't give a flying fuck" attitude?

Raw almonds, if they are the bitter kind, are indeed poisonous. OTW is right. You should be careful...mis-labelling can happen. Unless this is a foiled murder plot.... rofl.

OTW: I'm at 19th and 6th. We MUST meet at Nasha Rasha for drinks after work someday! Just not this week. I'm broke due to the crooks.

I get raw almonds from Trader Joe's all the time. Haven't had any issues yet.

Jen you're killing me today!

90's are a bitch in the city but it's no better at the shore. It's 90 plus down here with no air movement. However, the ocean is barely 60 degrees...

Jac... my fat white ass would be in that water in a second! I'm on my way.

Damn.... you're faaaaaarrrrr. Tell you what though - RESTAURANT WEEK!