Kids say the funniest things!

@Vinlars: OMG I just busted up laughing at your story! That is hilarious!

Love this post!

When I first began dating FH, Steve, I was mortified when my nephew, Dylan, referred to him us "Uncle Steve" at the first family function I brough FH to. At the time, Dylan was about 2. FH laughed it off, but I corrected him and explained, "No, it's just Steve, Dylan." From then on Dylan called him "JustSteve".

Auntie Kerry and JustSteve are having a very difficult time explaining to Dylan, now 4, that now he really will have an Uncle Steve. When I explained to him that "Steve will be your Uncle Steve when he marries Auntie Kerry next year." Dylan looked at me and said, "Auntie... that's just weird." LMAO!

@vinlars - that is TOO funny!!!! :o) I wish I was there to see the teachers expression! lol

@faith- the little 5 year old seems too smart for his own age! haha too cute!

I was telling my flowergirl about the wedding and the she asked me if i was gonna get fat now.. I asked her what she meant and she said that everyone gets fat after they get married lol She is 3!!

My neice is sooo excited to be a big sister. She even predicted she would be having a little brother! Well, her mother's baby is growing big and fast and when I came over one day, Zeporah let me in while mommy was getting ready to go. She was telling me about her new brother that was on the way and said "Mom is as big as those BIG trucks!" and held her arms out. She then commented that I was "only a little fat".. less funny. But dang kids are honest!

Love this post.... and Candice... LMFAO! awesome, that is exactly what my boys would've said. I can even pick ONE, i got three boys, 8, 8 and 7 and there isnt a moment that goes by that i dont SMH.... i've had them run from their room and be like MOOOMMM, i have ARMPIT HAIR MOM LOOK!!!! DO YOU SEE IT!?!??! Im a MAN now. lol...

THis post makes me miss that show, Bill Cosby, had about the funny things kids say.

*Copied from my sisters FB status*

Gianni--"Ouch!"

Ski--"Oops, did I hit your face?"

Gianni--"No, but you poked my sternum!"

I'm crackin' up! What's really funny is that the 7yo had to remind the 11yo where the sternum was.

I work with kids, and one time this 2nd grader asked me "Ms. Diane, is there really such a thing as high school" I thought it was cute and funny.

My 4 year old comes up with new things everyday! the other night at dinner out of nowhere he looks at FH and says "hey daddy, mommas dress is white with flowers on it and shes hiding it at mars(my grandmother) house" and then started laughing like haha I told daddy and I wasnt suposed to lol. then when my shoes came in the next day he looked at me and said with a little attitude "mom, are you really going to wear red shoes with a white dress? come on" haha

When I was working at Famous-Barr, I worked in the lingerie dept and when I go and pick up my check, I go to my dept to chat and check my schedule. My son was only 2 at the time and he said, "Mommy, are those bras?" I told him, "Yes, dear, those are bras." He was intrigued and walked to the biggest bra he could find, picked it up and said (very loudly), "Mommy, you need BIG bras like this one!!"

My mom always tells people this story...

She always taught me not to talk to strangers. So I didnt, ever. Well we had a supply teacher at school in grade 1, and I called her crying my eyes out saying there was a stranger in the class and I had to go right now. So she came to get me, and figured out it wasn't a stranger, it was the supply teacher. But I didnt get it, so every time that happened I'd call her crying saying I had to go home.

My little cousin asked FH the first time she met him "Can you hurry up and marry her already, I want to be the flower girl" He just smiled and said sure. Then all night she'd sit on his lap and say "Ok, now is a good time to ask, I'll go get her" She'd come get me, and he'd laugh, and I knew what was happening... And well, she is our flower girl now

FH and i wont be having kids any time soon, but we cant wait to hear what goes on in their little heads! My nieces have me rolling on the floor with what they've got to say!

(To grandpa) "Lolo, do you have lots of moneys?"

Grandpa: "Yes..."

Nieces: "YAY! YOU CAN BUY US ICECREAM!!!!!!!"

Niece to my sister: "Momma? Is daddy having a baby? His tummy is getting big like yours" (When she was pregnant with her third)

Sabrina, my youngest has it in his head he is my favorite and it is story's like the one I posted that makes it hard for me to disagree (in my head of course) I would never say that out loud, lol.

My daughter 8yrs old loves giving her sissy (my 2 year old) piggy back rides. Some times my daughter wants to get off but the 8 year old wont let her. So one day I hear them playing and screaming, then there is this sudden silence, as I go to see whats up my 8yr old comes to me with this shocked expression on her face and tells me Sissy just told me " Put me down you Idiot"! I almost peed my pants.

Welll my youngest cousin she was staying at my dads house the first time she met my FH. we had come over one night for dinner, and she loved him (fh) playing cards with him and everything. i thought it was great. well as we were about to leave, literally out the door, she goes umm jackie please come back here we need to have a quick chat. while she is tapping her foot on the ground(mind u she is 5), she has me bend down then whispers in my ear.."u might wanna take FH to the doctor. I said why?? And she says honey its not normal for him to be bald already." BAHAHAHAHAHAH i bought pee'd my pants. before FH only bald guy she knew was out great grandpa.

This has been an interesting post to really read on. I just really hope that things would really work out well in the work out for the future. Hope all is well in this one. Thanks!

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