Guys guys guys!!! I’m MARRIED!!
Total budget= 5k
Costs= 4.6k!!!
Amount of homemade food eaten by guests= 1/3 of food brought
# of dresses tried= 5
Wedding crashers= 1 (to be fair, my husband and I bonded over crashing HER reception 5 years ago. )
# of kittens I was expecting= 0
# of kittens who crashed my wedding= 2
# of angry emails from the venue about animals, which isn’t anywhere on the contract, but the security guy said it was fine??? 0 so far.