NWR: Funny names you call your FH or FW

He calls me "female", his HILARIOUS substitution for "woman".

It's extra super hilarious when he addresses me with "Hey...female!" from a distance in public.

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We call each other "spoose". It started out as husband/wife, then became spouse, and then one of us said it weirdly one day.

Foghorn Leghorn.

And also....booboo kitty fuck. Lol.

I call my husband Big Cat. It just kinda happened.

Lol boo fish is so cute! I call FH "potato" because I used to call him papa and papa means potato in spanish lol

I call him Beefcake. He calls my crazy. Which is true.... But you know... In a fun way. LOL

We just call each other babe or baby. I very rarely call him by his first name when talking to him.

Oh... I just remembered... Usually when I'm screaming at him from across the house, I'll yell "Daaaaad", and he calls me Mom. We have fur babies. We'll never ever ever have children. Nope. No thank you.

I call him Bear. He calls me Bunny. Started as a joke, but it stuck. It's embarrassing when he forgets we're in public, lol.

We call each other monkey. Sometimes he calls me Kreacher, like from Harry Potter. He thinks it's hilarious.

Lol Alexis: we do mama and daddy to with the dogs. Not like...in public. We know how weird it looks.

I call him Matthew James. I love using full names. I don't know why. And he loves it because me and his mom are the only ones that ever call him Matthew. Everyone else calls him Matt or his last name. He usually calls me 'pretty'. No idea why.

I call him Sugar Bum and I tell him it's because he has a sa-weeeeet ass. He tells me I'm silly and calls me cinna-love. He couldn't think of something that topped Sugar Bum.

Hahahaha I love these names

Also we used to call each other hubbykins/wifeykins because thats what his boss/his wife call each other and the one time we heard it we were so fucking mortified.

I call him Captain Schweatty Ballz only because he started calling me Lord Filthy titts...this is at home...not in public...I can't believe I just put this in writing. This is not a reflection of our hygiene, I promise! We are clean people

In public I call him D-dog, i think it makes him sound cool.