Well, ok, it wasn't the whole CPAP, but still...
You may recall that I recently got a CPAP machine, since my sleep apnea was severe enough that I was needing 12-14 hours of sleep every night. This morning, I got out of bed for a while, but then realized I still needed more sleep. I went to sleep in the guest room, so that I would not wake NotFroofy.
After NotFroofy got up, I found the headgear on our bed, but no longer connected to the CPAP. I thought maybe a tube had gotten disconnected, so I looked around on the bed, and found a distinctly chewed bit of tubing that used to connect the mask to the rest of the CPAP. And I looked more closely at the mask, and realized that had been chewed, too.
The good news is, the company will replace it for free. The bad news is, it is out of stock, so it will take a few days. Arrrrgh!