NWR: my dog ate what??

Here's the floor...

I'm glad the doggie is okay! Maybe your dog decided that you guys were spending too much "time" together, and your dog missed you.

Rebellion of the sorts.

That's funny because I thought that maybe he was giving us a hint that we aren't haha

The crazy things dogs eat, I tell you.....

Hahaha. damn dogs. my boxer has eaten our lube before, lol FH was very upset with her

My dog somehow got a hold of a travel size lotion bottle. I honestly have no idea where she got it from. My gym bag was on the floor, but the zippers were all closed. Hmmmm, maybe she know how to open and close zippers? She also threw up

LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Hope your pooch is okay.

I've worked with dogs for about 8 years. When I worked as a supervisor at our local dog boarding, grooming and daycare facility- you should have seen the stuff these pups pooped out! Hah!! My favorite was an entire thong. And it wasn't a plain one. It was bright red with a little corset on the front of it hahaha imagine us having to tell the parents what their dog pooped out LOL!! We also saw lots of tampons. Gross, I know...

Glad your pup is okay, though!!

Silly pup!! The craziest thing my dog has eaten is an entire bottle of calcium supplements! I instantly freaked out and called poison control, but they said she would be okay, but she legit pooped white for a week. Good times as a dog owner!

ETA: I can't spell

I'm glad he is ok! Dogs are funny. They behave well consistently, then get into something when your guard is down.

@Amanda my dog figured out how to unzip FH's workout bag and eat some of his protein in plastic bags. He would only eat certain flavors though, so others would be tossed outside and left in the bag.

Aw I am glad he is ok.

My dog at the entire side of the couch, a screen door that had metal shavings, my shoes, the carpet & part of a door LOL

My dogs eat the craziest things! I get so mad. My pibble is a power chewer. She legit ate the elastic band out of DW's sweatpants. If course they were VS Pink sweatpants that aren't cheap and brand new.

She has eaten the motion sensor to my wii, tons of magazines, part of the damn deck/stairs, and my list could go on.

Aw I'm glad he is ok! At least he isn't leaving a trail behind him if you know what I mean. Our dog ate:

1. A whole box of condoms including the plastic wrap since it was unopened

2. An entire tube of Vaseline that we kept out to put on her feet in the winter. She had the squirts for a whole day she was fine after we gave her a piece of bread.

Bahahahhahaa!

My late golden retriever ate a bar of soap once from the bath tub. He had sudsy diarrhea for 36 hours. It was fabulous.

My dog decided to eat a dead bird!

Oh geez. Dogs are crazy, the one I have now likes to steal things when she isn't getting enough attention. She makes sure we SEE her with it so that we have to chase her down to get it. But maybe the lube just smelled good? Lol.

A dog I had as a kid was notorious for chewing though. He would get bored while we were away at school and work. He once chewed through an entire stair! Carpet and wood...the entire thing was gone. My parents tried putting Bitter Apple on the stuff that he chewed, it was like BBQ sauce for him. Eventually getting another dog solved the problem. He was lonely apparently.

He ate an entire jar of fish bait. The super stinky kind that requires you to wear gloves. He had so much diarrhea it was disgusting.

Looks just like this picture.

@futureford I can't get over the I'm also a future ford! I feel like there are a lot of Ford brides here!

That's too funny! One time our dog ate the bones from chicken wings...he had diarrhea the next day bad!