So I’ll warn you in advance that this is waaaay TMI, but I really wanted to find out if other people have the same problem that I do: I hate pooping when FH is around! I know, I know, everybody poops. But some people (like FH) somehow manage to do their business while leaving the bathroom smelling as fresh as a warm spring day. I am not one of those people. Nope, I’m more of what you could call a “heavy hitter” in the stink department. Always have been. An open window or fan helps a little bit, but there’s really NO way to hide what happened in there after I’m done.
It was easy enough to avoid going in FH’s presence when we started dating, but after we got engaged and moved in together, I knew that gig was up. So the first time I saw him heading to the bathroom right after I blew it up, I warned him “um, you probably don’t want to go in there.” He just laughed and went right in anyways. And then immediately came running back out. He was like “wow, you weren’t kidding!” He wasn’t mean about it or anything (we were both kind of laughing), but I was still blushing like crazy. Since then I’ve mostly tried to go when he’s not around, but he’s had a few more unfortunate encounters with the aftermath.
Anyways, I was curious about how many other ladies are big stinkers like me and how y’all deal with it around your SO.
