Rules for the bachelor party?

This is funny and sad all at once. My only rule was no penetration. I told him he had full motorboat and lapdance license. Oh and don't come home smelling like cheap stripper perfume.

WOWZA.

My "rule" (and its more of a request): No sex with strippers/hookers.

(FH and I are in an open relationship, and will continue to be in an open marriage, but I don't like strippers, and don't want him or his friends to pay for sex...he doesn't need to!)

Other than that, the unspoken one is don't die, and don't do anything that will cause you to not be able to get married on Friday. (No massive 4 day hangover, etc)

But yeah, I don't care what he does...they can drink, go to strip clubs, pick up girls, do just about anything (legal, lol)...

Mmm I didn't have any rules that aren't already in place in our relationship like, ya know, don't cheat and don't get taken to jail.

I would never have rules beyond the "I'd prefer if you didn't go to a strip club" which he wouldn't anyways. But I would never even think to make "don't cheat" a rule because that's never crossed my mind. He'd never do that to me.

This list of rules for a bach party is ridiculous!

Errr...what's "motorboat"? Or do I even want to know....

HA! good luck chuck.....im sure this didnt become a new control....poor guy!!! My only real rule is if you get on a plane let me know! The plan for him isnt to leave the state but ive heard talks of his BM/Brother taking him to Vegas.....so I only asked that if it does become a surprise to FH just somebody let me know....I dont care if he goes id just like to know lmao.....does that make me as crazy as the caller.......

Ms. Versace: nope. My FH's guys might take him to california. I said that's fine, just drive safe, and let me know you guys won't be home for day or two so I'm not worried about car accidents. lol

My rules are no jail and no hospital. No cheating is a given but if I was worried about that I wouldn't be marrying FH anyway. She's crazy.

@Yasmindalv.....exactly why i said that! I dont care if yall go for a week I just want to know not to expect you home LOL

This is motorboating @Elizabeth

Some interesting rules going on there.. She must trust him completely! WOW. Crazy lady..

My only rules were

1) Have fun

2) Come back alive

And of course the basic relationship "rules" . I really had no reason to worry or not trust about him.

Can i just say that I love the fact that "motorboating" was explained on this thread?

Awesome!

Why even have a bachelor's party with those rules?!?! Yikes!

Ok the no tattoos and no drugs rule are the only ones that make sense... But like cheating, I feel those are fairly clear when left unspoken...? And checking in every hour is insane. My FH is going for a weekend trip across the country to Chicago. I'm only requesting that he checks in at night some point before bed so that I know he's safe. Even just a quick text letting me know that all is well.

We had three rules: No cheating, no dying, and no felonies. All totally reasonable requests.

This is officially nuts! First off, how does one person get to make "rules" for another? And second, if she thinks she needs to inspect him for incriminating marks, then she clearly doesn't trust him. I can't imagine wanting to be married to someone if I thought the only way s/he'd be faithful was if s/he knew I'd be checking for marks afterward.

If he wants to cheat, these rules are not going to stop him. And if he doesn't, then he doesn't need a bunch of restrictive rules.

This party sounds like no fun! My FH's last relationship ended because the girl was like this. He was almost never "allowed" out and when he was there was always rules.... bitches be crazy.

Lol she's batshit crazy! My "rules" were: 1) don't die and 2) don't lose all of your money at the casino

LMAO @JCC to JCB... batshit crazy! That's awesome and very well said. She's nuts and obviously a control freak. I feel sorry for the guy! We don't have any rules except, no cheating.... but that's not going to be a problem.

Lol at the motorboat picture