Rules for the bachelor party?

Lmfao... why are people so crazy??

I did ask for FH's guys & my girls to try to coordinate our parties so they can be on the same night/weekend. But with most of his guys being cops looks like his party is going to be planned more on the fly due to crazy scheduling. I trust my FH I know he would never do anything to jeopardize what we have so rules about cheating go without saying. I expect there to be strippers Hell I expect to have strippers at my party! I just told FH that whatever he ends up doing just imagine that I'm doing the same and I'm sure that will sway him away from any stupidity that his guys might try to influence him to do lol

The rules seem insane. I would ask that FH (or someone who is capable) text me when they get back to wherever they're sleeping that night just because I like knowing he's safe. Otherwise, don't cheat, don't die, try not to get injured. No shots? I mean, that doesn't even make sense! Oh, don't get arrested... That would be another "rule."

The whole "don't loose all your money at the tables" sounds like a good guideline too lol. But then again FH is lucky as hell and usually always comes back in the positive.... Hmmmm

Basic monogamous relationship rules with an added nothing that would disfigure him for the wedding aka face tattoos, hair dye etc. his bachelor party is two days before the wedding and some of his friends are assholes in that they'd find it funny to do something hangover like.

Well doesn't she sound ridiculously controlling. I don't know what their history is like, but she has some serious insecurities it sounds like. This all could have been a radio prank call? I can only hope.

My only requests are...do not get arrested or let anyone drive who is intoxicated.

The only rule was no cheating. I fully trust FH and his friends. I told him to go have fun and enjoy himself. This girl has some serious trust issues..

We're having our designated celebrations on the same weekend. So here's what my "suggestions" for FH would be:

1. Don't call unless something important/need assistance situation has happened

2. No STD's or future baby mamas

3. Don't cry if you lose all your money (we have separate accounts)

4. You better have some awesome stories when you get home!

If he dies or mangles his appearance, that's on him. This is about going out, celebrating, and having fun! I trust my FH and would hate to start our marriage on questioning our trust and security. I truly hope this was a prank call or something. Otherwise, I pity that man!

Wow.. he would have divorced me before the wedding with those rules!! lol Only rules were no cheating & if he got a lap dance, no touching!

I have known DH and his friends since HS-- they are the biggest bunch of geeks (think "Big Bang Theory") you could ever want to meet, so I knew the night was going to be strippers, drinks, and nothing more. I didn't even bother talking to DH about it, cause we both know where the boundaries are, and we both know he'd never cross them (nor would his friends let him). Interesting fact-- when he got back, he said, "I was bummed they didn't get me a lap dance." OK, interesting. *Then*, later on, the Best Man tells me, "We offered him a lap dance and he said he didn't think it would be appropriate." So, some sort of miscommunication going on there. Or, they both lied to me but didn't coordinate their stories!

Now that lady is bat shit crazy.

Now that lady is bat shit crazy.

That is a divorce waiting to happen, either that or she has his manhood in a jar on her mantle. Same as many of you ladies, I only expect what I normally expect form him when he goes out. No cheating, anyone driving drunk, or ending up in jail. His BM hates strip clubs, so that likely isn't going to happen for his bachelor party. However, he is wanting to go on a few day long motorcycle trip to the north woods a couple weeks before the wedding with the person I call his "bad influence friend", so I am not particularly thrilled about that. Mainly because of the person he is planning to go with has a history of DUIs, is his rowdiest friend, and is a huge contributor to peer pressure. That and that it is right before the wedding when I anticipate needing his help with things for the wedding. But why would you want to marry someone if you can't trust them anymore (or it sounds like even less) than you would a 16 year old boy?

Scary

Alicia: I like the "You better have some awesome stories" rule.

I know his will be more fun than mine...I can't hold my liquor these days, so we're probably going to karaoke, and then to bed. lol

Lol I keep telling FH he needs to work on his tolerance before this weekend. My sweet BIL is taking him on a surprise bach party. FH only knows what time he's picking him up. But my brother's could drink my FH under the table any day of the week.

WOW that's crazy!!!! We're doing our parties together only cuz we've been together for so long and have all the same friends pretty much it's just easier on BM & MOH and makes sense to us

This sounds like this girl who called into my favorite radio show and said she made her man do a "5 point inspection" anytime he came home from anywhere. It included visually and uh..smelling the following areas:

Ass (Yes for real)

Genitals

Neck

Armpits (because if he was cheating he'd have nicer deodorant or smell sweaty even during a hot day)

Mouth.

Unbelievable lol

She's crazy, but he's crazier if he actually agrees to those "rules".

If you can't trust each other for one night, how are you going to do it for the rest of your lives?

Ah! Craziness

Oh this is funny! I hope FH gets to have a bachelor party! He still hasn't coordinated with anyone