Rustic Chic Nightmares

So I live here in San Antonio Texas and the rustic chic thing here is so embedded in the community that I feel like I cant get anyone (even my planner) on board with other options. All I keep hearing is how expensive flowers are for decor, which I totally dont care at all and really dont care about what decor is used as long as it isn't rustic chic. I'm actually so sick and tired of hearing that term that I'm literally having nightmares about it! I'm having a church wedding and hotel reception. The hotel is all taken care of pretty much on decor now....but ugh.... the church thing. Then I was talking today about a welcome sign and seating chart and the first thing that popped out was the chalkboard thing...and hey! Maybe a burlap bow. Is it wrong that I wanted to punch them in the face? I'm so sick of my MOH, planner and everyone in between on this kick. They even have FH ganging up on me when he never cared in the first place what the decor was. If it were up to him, my dress would be camo and we would hunt in the woods for a live kill and roast it over the fire and tell camp stories for my reception. I LOVE Texas, dont get me wrong.... but this has to stop! Anyone else dealing with something similar or am I being overly sensitive? No offense to the rustic brides out there by the way.... it is just SO not me. I'm more of the bling it all out....and white it all out "Russian style" bride.