Tan lines

Could you get a really subtle spray tan on your whole body to even everything out?

I second the spray tan option! That should help even everything out.

Lol I totally understand. I would just search for tanning salons with really good reviews and get one ASAP. Go lighter than you think you need to and if it turns out a little orange, you'll have time for it to fade before the wedding!

I think spray tan may be your only option

I recommend exfoliating if you aren't! An exfoliating brush and/or body scrub.

How do you feel about a tanning booth? you could even go for like between 5 - 8 minutes. i know the whole stigma is bad but its better than being orange in my opinion. lol i used to regularly use a tanning booth and the ONE time i got a spray tan it was supposedly the best one at the time that wouldn't make you orange and i was definitely orange.

Well they do suggest you use them, i just closed my eyes. normally i took a nap if you go to a local tanning place just ask them any questions you have. you'll most likely be wearing make up on your wedding day, yes? so if you're more comfortable with the goggles you can use them. also you can request the lower level beds for less exposure. (i haven't been to a tanning salon in years but i'm sure they aren't much different now lol)

Of course! any time

Exfoliate, Dry brush the skin, vitamin e oil, and shea butter.

No question is dumb lol.

Running a dry, soft-bristle brush over your bare skin. Estheticians and Dermatologists recommend brushing your limbs and torso, always motioning toward your heart. Do this for a few minutes every day, they say, and you’ll increase blood flow and circulation, which will help your body and lymphatic system clear away toxins. Dry brushing is also thought to reduce cellulite and exfoliate, leaving your skin softer, more toned and better hydrated. It's best to do this before using a scrub to exfoliate. I own a wellness spa and this is something I recommend to clients often.

No problem. Good luck