TERRIBLE Wedding Songs

I will always love you by Dolly Parton. Below are some of the song lyrics

If I should stay

I would only be in your way

My cousin did this weird strip teasish type dance all over the groom while Selena Gomez "Can't keep my hands to myself" played..... After a super awkward 2mins of her making his already shitfaced self motorboat her, she propped her leg up on his knee and he went in and searched for the garter ... I felt uncomfortable... It was disgusting.. I can't listen to that song anymore...

If Adele, Beyonce, or Don't Stop Believin by Journey plays at our wedding, I'm going to flip shit.

Last wedding I went to the bride requested songs from the 1920's only that was played by her pastor from his iMac. He stepped away for a minute and some teen girls put on Katy Perry Bride flipper her shit.

I don't care what my DJ plays as long as there isn't cursing or anything super crude. If it has a good beat I'll be dancing.

My do not play list includes who let the dogs out, because it's about dancing with the ugliest girl at the party

Mother Son danced to "I will always love you"

My FH and I have a running joke about what our first dance song will be, and always try to pick the most inappropriate song we can think of.

Contenders include:

OPP - Naughty By Nature

Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Last Name - Carrie Underwood

Bubble Butt (dedicated to my behind) - Major Lazer

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

The Sound of Settling - Death Cab

To name a few. It's a very fun game to play.

I used to bartend receptions at the restaurant I worked at. Probably the worst I've heard was a DJ that managed to play "What Hurts the Most"- Rascal Flatts and "Lips of an Angel"- Hinder.

My FH is convinced that it would be a good idea to play "Marry You" by Bruno Mars as the recessional from the ceremony.

Yes because I definitely want to hear this after we get married: "It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do

Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you"

And

"If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.

No, I won't blame you;

It was fun, girl."

*eye roll* he still doesn't understand

@LindseyK17

Our joke is that we should dance to Bettter Dig Two by The Band Perry.

So if the ties that bind ever do come loose

Tie 'em in a knot like a hangman's noose

Cause I'll go to heaven or I'll go to hell

Before I'll see you with someone else

Romantic!

@Mariah - my FH's friend was with us when FH proposed and he started playing Marry You right before he started taking the pictures, which was a cute touch but definitely not a good song for when you're actually getting married.

@Delfina - I wish FH liked country, I would 100% add that to our list! He wouldn't get it if I told him that was another good option, though.

Wow these are some great suggestions to add to my Do-Not-Play list.

Ugh wagon wheel

The other woman lol

I love wagon wheel oops lol

@ Lindsey yes! Like I get what he's saying, and it's kinda funny, but I don't want to be playing that after we just had the ceremony. He brings it up again every time we talk about it though lol

I went to a wedding where the very first song played at the reception was "I Don't Fuck with You." Uncensored. And the only people on the dance floor at the time were children.

I went to a wedding where the dj played cats in the cradle

@delfina Butterfly kisses is fluttering your eyelashes not little kisses all over.