Vent: Are you kidding me

As far as shopping, me FH is opposite. He's always like... we should go SHOPPING. You should buy yourself some new shoes. Let's go shop this weekend I can buy you new stuff if you don't want to spend money. NO DAMN IT. I already don't wear the shoes I have. I don't go. I'm not a fan.

Lol SunshineJenn.

Lucy - I love shopping. I do most of my shopping online. He tells me "you deserve to get a new dress" or shoes, or whatever I'm hesitant about buying. I'm quick to buy for others, but for myself I hesitate.

I'm actually AFRAID of cats. Seriously. They are wicked little devils with fangs and claws. They can jump far distances and are sneak level 8 million. One could be clawing your face off before you even realize there is a cat in the room.

LMAO @SunshineJenn

As far as clothes and shoes I am pretty good with it. Sadly I need to buy for myself more often. as for my daughter??? Yeahhhh I may have an addiction. Those damn marketers see me coming!! Little girl clothes are my WEAKNESS!!!

Snarky, I'm afraid of most dogs. I was bit by a larger dog when I was 8 or so, simply because I had walked by him while he was snarfing a hotdog at a BBQ we were attending. He jumped up and bit me on my shoulder.

I also had a pomeranian who would bite us for no reason at all. Give him hugs and he wags his tail, and then a vicious bite. He was like Dr. Dog and Mr. Hyde. The pom actually bit a lot of people...my parents were lucky they were never sued.

Just wanted to put my cat out there.

Oh, and Nay- you forgot food.

I was bit by a turtle as a kid. I shit you not. Right on the brow bone. So I am now 100% freaked by swimming in any murky body of water in fear that a turtle will bite my foot.

sorry I had to chime in after the dog bite story.

I love dogs too. Grew up with a German Shepherd/Husky mix. He was huge. I named him Snoopy. Got him when I was 3 - only dog name I knew. lol

kristenann - Awwww.

I hate birds. I had one poop on my shoulder when I was thirteen...as a child at that hormonal age it was the worst thing to ever happen to me and embarrassed the hell out of me. Since then they have become my mortal enemies.

Ahh I hate birds they are damn dinosaurs and that freaks me out. I was also bit by a duck in 3rd grade.

I'm okay with dogs, small ones. Turtles Eh not my first choice along with birds. I am terrified of rodents. I took my daughter to the pet store a few weeks ago and guess what?? She yells "Mommy I want this one" a freaking RAT!!!! Oh hell no, you will not be getting that EVER!!!!

@Emmy a duck? I laughed out loud. Not because you got bit, but who would expect a duck to bite LOL

Emmy, I used to have pet ducks. They were SO mean. I hate ducks. And geese. I've been chased by a few geese and ducks in my time.

I also used to have a pet turtle. He was pretty chill.

Now I have a parrot who screams way too much. Like right now.

Melvin breaks the internet.

Geese are gross...the engineers at work feed all the canadian Geese that hang out by the door to the parking lot and those bastards are evil...the walk RIGHT up to you hissing for food, lay in the extrance/exit of the parking lot not moving AND sometimes chase us to or from the cars. I hate them and keep trying to run them over.

I got bit by a goose once. opened the skin, left a huge bruise. giant birds horrify me.

i love animals but damn i wish i had kicked that bird.

Also, terrified of turkeys. We have a flock of about 20 that wanders through the parking lot every day and goes through the apartment complex next door. One day they were standing close to the building when someone was pulling into the garage and about 4 of them got inside and freaked out. They were chasing people and did a lot of damage to multiple cars. They had to call animal control to come get them out.

Yea a fuckin duck. Some douche from my 3rd grade class pointed at a duck sitting in a bush so I did too and the damn thing bit me. Asshole.

I have been bit by a goose too but I was a drunk 16 year old and totally deserved it.

This post had me on an emotional rollercoaster. And I read every single comment, don't judge.

I have a pet bird (Well when I say "I" I mean he was purchased by hubby before we meant so they came as a package deal) and that fucker bites and is mean as shit.