Vent: Are you kidding me

I pray you find a venue..but this is all you. If you write a check you have to balance your account. Now as far as the customer service I would be pissed. Check them and tell them you are calling ABC!!

One of our groomsmen has an African Gray and that bird is nuts. We felt really bad for him at first because his previous owner of 3 years died. Once she died Buddy started plucking all of his feathers out, and now he has bald spots that just won't grow back 5 years later. He also bites and like to yell out at the worst possible moments. I never realized they could imitate pitch and the sound of a particular person's voice until I got freaked when I thought his owner was talking to me only to realize it was that damn bird. Josh keeps telling us that he's going to will Buddy to us in the event that he dies before the bird. I sincerely hope he's kidding.

Angela...don't open that can up again! It took us grammar references, old people, how much to stock the bar with and now animals to get past that. :-)

Ha! @maltese

Snarky, what kind of bird? Mine is an African Red Belly. She is really sweet with everyone, but so loud.

Bahahhahahaaa @Maltese we totally turned this post around!

I love all animals and I've had all types growing up so I've been bitten and scratched up by all sorts of domesticated animals lol! I still love them and have no fear. Unfortunately my FH is very allergic to cats so after my cat passes, I won't be allowed to have any more. He said he'll always let me have at least 2 dogs at any given time, so that's cool, and hopefully I'll one day have a horse. This year we lost two of our pets to old age, my cockatiel that I've had since I was 10 and our little hamster so now we just have my cat and 2 dogs. I've already asked if I can get a rabbit or chinchilla next! He said we'll see.

My FH also does not pay any attention to my shopping habits so when I do go on shopping sprees, he doesn't bat an eye. Yes my closet it overflowing, but since he has his own closet, it doesn't phase him. He does hate that I keep stealing hangers from his closet, though...

I was really expecting this to a total shit storm after a couple people tried calling Emmy out... have to say Emmy deserves the award for keeping it positive no matter what people have to say!

Also I dislike cats, birds, puppies and small children.

@JK8115 your comment made me think of this meme haha.

Lol @ Jenna Marbles.

Bahaha that's def me. Instead of seeing a toddler and wanting to play I'm thinking please God dont touch me with your germs and sticky hands.

@JK8115 Glad you laughed instead of taking offense Having a good laugh was the intention! Is the day turning around finally for everyone?!

Love me some Jenna Marbles.

I'm with you on the kid part @JK8115. My FSIL is about to have her first baby next month and I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to be way too busy back home with wedding stuff since I'll only have a month at that time. Good luck!" but I'm really thinking "Please let me stay away as long as possible because I have no idea if I can control my facial expressions around the new baby and his adoring family!" I can deal with anything animal related with no problems, but make it a child instead and I freak out.

I swear the older I get, the less I want animals or babies around.

And I'm hard to offend so no worries

This went from a cat fight to a cat love sess.

Oh God. There's very few feelings worse than touching something after a toddler has. It's sticky and feels like braille.

Whoa I did not know that we were just talking about animals now on this post. I was like "WTF, 300 comments?!"

True Fact: I rode a giant turtle in Florida in a reptile park when I was 3 years old.

@ MelissaV, I'm like that with babies too. I can't do the "awww it's so cute", because I'm too busy thinking "Ew, it's a baby, and it's not as cute as a kitten or puppy".

I went into the city with our ex-roommate a couple of months ago, because he had a friend in town who brought her heathen children with her.

We were eating at a pizzeria near the Smithsonians, when both of kids, on two different occasions, decided MY pizza was there pizza, and proceeded to stick their hands into the cheese and pepperoni. Then they tried to drink my drink.

I was grossed out, thinking of all the germs they had just given my pizza. Then she had the nerve to go, "Do I need to buy you another piece of pizza, or are you okay?"

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BITCH?

They sound like poorly disciplined children (says the woman who has no children).