Vent: Are you kidding me

I forgot all about this thread until I glanced up at my tabs of open windows. lol

And the drool. Gah the drool.

I'm afraid of snakes & spiders. I also don't like Poodles, Pomeranians & Shih Tzus. I've been bitten by those breeds when I was a kid. I like all other dogs though....and of course cats.

Give me an animal any day over a toddler/baby... Everyone keeps telling me that 'it will be so different when it is your child' They the proceed to shove their drooling, sticky baby in to my arms to force me to hug it... like that is going to change how I feel

Also I've known incredibly sweet pet ducks - like crawl in to your lap for pets.

Only animal I've been attacked by is my pet bird - who attacks everyone. We always sign our birthday cards with a picture of him with blood dripping from his beak. If you haven't been branded by him you aren't a member of our family.

Not the first time or the last time I'll get called out. I got called a bitch and a bully yesterday. I can take it as well as I give it (holy shit that's what she said). A resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Double post. here's a cat.

@Emmy...U know I'm just messin' with you, but I couldn't help myself. You and your damn cats kill me sometimes, but if you can't beat em'....fuck it. It's most def Thirsty Thursday time now. Meow on!

@SunshineJenn, I'd have thrown up. Not kidding. One time my MOH brought her new baby to lunch with my FH and me. The baby kept spitting up. I only ate about 3 bites of my burger. She felt so bad, but I felt bad, too. I hated making her feel ashamed, but she's known me since before kindergarten and she knows how sensitive my stomach is when it comes to gross stuff. Now I only visit when eating is not going to happen. I'll increase my visits as the kid gets older since I'm her "Aunt Mel".

I got your back Emmy. I love my cat memes. Ignore them. lol

I hate cats also. I not gonna pay for a something to act like a bitch and only want me for food lol. Also, a cat will start eating it's deceased owner after a few days a dog will at least wait a couple of weeks. That said I don't mind the cat memes.

I've only ever had fixed, outdoor male cats. And they've always been amazingly snuggly and fun. My one cat used to play catch with a tennis ball. He'd carry it back by the fuzz. In my experience, indoor, female cats seem to be a lot nastier, but I don't believe cats should be strictly indoors either. It's mean.

So mean but I also dislike 'ugly' babies. I know I know I'm a terrible person. If your baby is cute and quiet and clean I'll hold it. Anything else.... just no.

How do people drink out of the same bottle/cup their kids just drank out of? They didn't even drink it, actually. The kid allowed the drink into their mouth and then let it slip back into the cup/bottle. F**king disgusting. I cant. same goes with feeding from a spoon, ice cream cones, lollipops etc. N-A-S-T-Y

Ewww...

Wow, crazy!!!!