Wedding Night Sex

Aw man, I can't see that article at work.

But if it is saying that it doesn't happen... well, that certainly wasn't the case for my husband and myself.

We were way too tired, but made up for it on the honeymoon. Instead we talked about the day and what it meant - and I think I fell asleep mid-sentence.

What a great article and I can only imagine what ours will be like! I always tend to bring on the crazy/weird/unexpected situations in my life! lol

@Jesse's girl- it's funny, you should read it later.

1. "My ex-husband sprained his ankle badly while drunkenly dancing with one of our bridesmaids to 'Cotton-Eyed Joe.' His parents came up to our hotel room later that night to check on him, because he was so swollen. Needless to say, the only moaning coming from our room was him ... moaning in pain!"

2. "My husband passed out from drinking on the bus ride to the hotel from the reception. I spent the night making sure he was okay and finally eating something after not eating all day."

3. "I guess that's the one advantage of having a dry, Mormon wedding -- we weren't too drunk to have sex!"

4. "We had sex, but I barely remember it, because I was hammered! Keepin' it classy."

5. "We got married in Vegas, so we had a great time at a club in our hotel. But after a whole night of dancing and toasting, we went back to our suite and passed out."

6. "We got into an argument, because a group of his friends got drunk since we had open bar and was being disruptive and rude and he thought I had asked them to leave our wedding. I didn't, [but] we spent our wedding night in separate rooms."

7. "My husband got drunk on champagne and the sex sucked, and he passed out right afterwards. I spent the night watching TV. We are divorced now."

8. "The first thing we did was climb on the bed (tux and gown still on) and opened all of our cards to count our cash. Then, ordered pizza. Even though we had a buffet at the reception, we were still starving. We ate pizza in bed while watching TV. We did NOT consummate our marriage that night. We were way too tired!"

9. "I was six weeks pregnant and sick as a dog, so we got through the courthouse wedding, suffered through my mother taking us out to dinner, went home and went right to bed!"

10. "I put on some lingerie in an attempt to look nice. My husband was more excited about opening the envelopes and counting the money from the checks. He said, 'Don't feel obligated to have sex.' We were too tired anyhow and went to sleep."

11. "We had a morning ceremony and breakfast reception, so we went home afterwards, I had a nap, then I had to work the night shift. How about that for romantic? Hah."

12. "We almost burned the B&B down! I threw his shirt over the top of a lamp, then later, we went out for dinner. When we came back, the shirt was scorched, and the room smelled like burnt cotton."

13. "I was exhausted and one of my bridesmaids came in our suite to make a sandwich. Her husband then wants a sandwich, and I finally get the dress off and am almost asleep when the groom wanted to celebrate our marriage. I'm pretty sure I slept through it."

14. "We spent our wedding night in the emergency room. Whoever set up the cake table didn't lock it in place properly, and it crashed on my foot."

15. "We got crazy drunk, but still managed to have a lot of fun getting it on. The next day we went [out] and came back to our room to find the cleaning service had been in the room to freshen things up for us and [put] all of our 'toys' in a pile by the bed and covered with a cloth. I about died of embarrassment thinking of the staff donning rubber gloves and pincer-grasping each item and placing them carefully in a pile!"

Number 6 killed me, haha! No way to start the marriage off!

Since my FH and I are having a morning elopement with a small afternoon reception, I can't imagine we will be too tired for some loving later. (: Maybe after a nap, haha.

Those are hilarious!

I already told FH he better be ready. he better not drink too much or get too rowdy at the reception because WE ARE DOING IT that night.

I will probably be the drunk one...He probably won't want to leave his friends...LOL

We've discussed this and there is a 98% chance he'll be too tired and I'll be too drunk to care. Our plan is to pass out together.

There's a 99% chance we will both be WAY too tired to have sex on our wedding night.

We are having a small ceremony and then just a dinner out with family after (the big party is the next day) so I hope that we aren't too tired! That being said... I'm rubbish after 8pm and I am a bit skeptical that I'll have adjusted to the time zone (UK is 5 hours ahead of Ontario) by then as it always takes me forever.

Ahh my friend wrote this article!

Just forwarded this article to my FH! lol

These are hilarious.

We were both hammered come time to leave the after party. After arriving to the hotel in the weeeeee hours of the morning and ordering room service....we "attempted" but were interrupted. The hubby passed out with his room service burger still in hand,. Thankfully the next morning was very eventful. lmao

I am almost sure we won't have sex on our wedding night. FH just isn't into it at night. He's a 7 AM kind of guy, and especially after a long day and night of eating a drinking? No way. He works hard and late all day and just isn't in the mood at the end of a long day-as much as I'd like to change it up a bit, I'm ok with it as I'm usually tired after a long day at work as well. He has expressed interest in escaping after the ceremony or at some point during the reception to do the deed, though not sure how that would work out logistically LOL

Speaking of arguments, I have a friend who cater waiters tons of weddings. He recently told me a story about a bride who got into an argument with her new husband after finding out he slept with her brother's male friend at the bachelor party. (?!!!!!!) She wore a shorter dress for the reception and took her big wedding gown from the ceremony, threw it in the dumpster, and left the wedding with her parents. How's that for an end to your wedding night.....

@Marcy- I want to escape after the ceremony, but we have a trolley taking us to the reception with the rest of the bridal party.

I'm imagining that I'll be #4 .....

Hahah these are funny. I will prob pass out im not even going to lie hahah