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ChildressAtLast
VIP June 2016

Weirdest Pick up lines ever?

ChildressAtLast, on July 9, 2015 at 11:42 AM

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So I met my FH on OkCupid, and we met less than a week later, fell in love and here we are today. Well FH always says that he wishes he had saved our first conversation, but after our first date we were both sure that there was no one else and both got rid of our accounts. Turns out while he deleted...

So I met my FH on OkCupid, and we met less than a week later, fell in love and here we are today. Well FH always says that he wishes he had saved our first conversation, but after our first date we were both sure that there was no one else and both got rid of our accounts. Turns out while he deleted his, I only disabled mine, so I was able to go back and find our first conversation. While in the process of trying to get my printer to work, a get a message and I open it planning on telling the sender that Im engaged and that it would just be a waste. The one and only line was How much would you charge for sex and why? I was amazed. I told him that one i was engaged and why i was logged in at all, and two that was the worst pick up line and that being less of a creep would work out way better for him with the next girl. Made me wonder whats the worst pick up line you've ever gotten.

Also going to print of convo and give it to FH over a nice dinner tonight. He should be thrilled!

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  • Uber Dami
    Master October 2015
    Uber Dami ·
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    Best one i ever got was when i was walking to work and a police paddy wagon went by, the prisoner in the back of the van decided to yell out to me that i was sexy and i should go bail him out so we could go out. ya....total dream boat right there

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  • Missy
    Master October 2017
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    "You fill that shirt out real nice" - uses cupping motion with his hands in front of his chest to indicate he's talking about my boobs, all with a creepy smile on his face -

    no thank you.

    I've also gotten the more direct "How big are your boobs?" (i.e. wanting to know my cup size)

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  • Lori
    Master June 2015
    Lori ·
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    "Girl, you shit out of that ass?"

    The one and only time the expression "I can't even" is appropriate.

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  • Missy
    Master October 2017
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    Omg Lori, LOL! I'm so glad I wasn't drinking my coffee in that moment (as I read your comment) because it would have ended up all over my computer screen.

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  • FFW
    Master August 2016
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    @OriginalRandi OMG I love your response... I am dying laughing at work. And @PK I am sorry but I almost choked at the your desk makes me happy, thats super creepy that would be a line on the show the office.

    I think the best two lines I got was from an NFL player and another from a random guy at the gas station

    It was a couple years ago I was walking w/ my sister leaving a club (super early, the club was lame) and this guy is a fancy car pulls up and gets out the car. He says do you have internet on your phone? And he said look up FIRSTNAME LASTNAME and he just stood there like I was suppose to recognize him. He said what you say, I am suppose to be bed right now getting ready to fly out in the morning for a game but I am waiting on you..... OMG so disrespectful but hilarious, like because I could look you up on the internet I was suppose to go to bed w/ you right away? And then as we kept walking he offered to take me and my sister to breakfast. LMAO.

    The other guy at the gas station when I first got to Texas & was single came up to me and asked "how many kids do you have?" I said none. He replied "are you married?" I said no. "He said good because I don't want to ruin your life." like wow really.

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  • Finally mrs.jkr
    Master June 2025
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    I've never had a pick up line used on me seriously... but every do often DH and I get in a pick-up line battle. we're so lame that we have to look things up on the internet after all the usual ones get used up lol. But that was after we were already dating haha.

    Yeah I don't understand how people use terrible pick-up lines (non-sarcastically) and then complain about "not finding a good girl" or "always being friend-zoned"

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  • Nancy Taussig
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    "Let's get married." That's what he said at a mutual friend's b'day party.

    Exactly 1 year later, he took me back to the same restaurant and proposed -- for real.

    (I said Yes -- both times)

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  • Colleen
    Super June 2015
    Colleen ·
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    ” if you were a booger, I'd pick you first " and of course the " how much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm... " seriously shocked these boys actually use this sh!t.

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  • J plus C
    Devoted June 2017
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    While out with friends a few weeks ago. This is a black guy saying this to me mind you. "Wow, you're so pretty. Normally I hate black girls, cuz they're so ugly or ghetto. I'll have to make an exception for you." I was so shocked all I could say was, "Um...thanks I guess?" Wtf is wrong with people?

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