We're getting Meowied

Hehehehe... I (I meaning DH) have 3 cats, all femal, it's kind of a love-hate lesbian triangle. But I could prolly marry the himyalan and the manx, they get along. The mix/inbred kitty is kinda a beeotch, she's mine, and I love her, and she loves me, when I'm sick (like puking in the the bathroom sick) she will sleep on the couch with me (on my feet or belly), then when I get up to puke my guts out, she waits outside the door. She's so sweet sometimes.

Mrs.Schmidt,you could pull off marrying all 3 in Utah (UT brides, just kidding here) or certain countries outside the US, otherwise you'll have to just have a commitment ceremony for the Himalayan and Manx.

My Maine Coon male tends to beat my DSH female, but then again, she manages to get some really good shots in. Every now and then, I even catch them kissing (after which she promptly swats him). Domestic violence counseling apparently is not my forte.

LOL Patrica. I catch the mix breed cleaning the other two every once in a while, then looks at you like 'what are you lookin at? HUH?' BUAHAHAHAHHA cats are silly.