Let's here it, peeps. We want to know what NOT to do at/for your wedding. I'm sure many of us have attended some weddings where it was just an "OMFG are you for real" moment. So let's all take a stab....
-If you are going to serve food, then by God serve some FOOD! I went to a wedding with the promise of hamburgers, hot dogs, and BBQ. What did I get? Chips, pretzel rods, punch (which was gone within seconds), and "gourmet cracker mix" from a tube. Not cool.
-Do not use a laptop for music. Unless you have some really spiffy awesome way to do this and have amazing speakers, don't do it. They played the same four songs (including the bridal march) again and again for two hours. Furthermore, the volume only went so high. I could not tell you what their first dance was, father/daughter dance, mother/son dance...because we couldn't freaking hear.
-Do not have the ceremony/reception outside unless you have adequate lighting. Continued...