What questions to answer on wedding website

Where can I stay?

Can I bring a guest?

Are my kids invited too?

What is the weather going to be like?

Where are you registered?

those are a few off the top of my head.

Should I eat before?

Do I need my dancing shoes?

Is there an after party?

What's your hashtag?

Check out my FAQs section on our website maybe this will help.

weddingwire.com/miriamandalvaro

Dress code, stuff to do around your area if you have a lot of out of towners, shuttle info, registry.

Thank you ladies! Your website looks great @WiseOwl

@WiseOwl your FAQ's section is great! following this

WiseOwl, you FAQ is amazing, I'm gonna have to steal some of that

So far we only have the location and some hotel suggestions on there, but we'll add more later.

Any special information about the event (unplugged ceremony,hashtags, special dress code requests, etc), should they eat, will there be a bar, how/when to RSPV...you can always expand as people start asking more questions.

Well, here are some questions you may be asked, so prepare yourself:

1. Are you already married?

2. I'm wearing shorts and a sleeveless top. Do I have to shave my legs and underarms?

3. Can I bring my kid(s) because, you know, they are so well behaved (except when they need the proverbial nap).

3. You're not going to ask me to hang around and clean up, are you? Cause I can't.

4. I've been practicing the Chicken Dance. You're doing that at your wedding, right?

5. Can I leave my dentures on the table, or should I leave them in my "Number One Grandma" Cup at home?

5. I just discovered Rent the Runway. I want to rent a white/silver sequined fit and flare, size 34. Oh, and I want to wear a sheer curtain on my head (it only kinda looks like a veil, so no worries. Umm...I'm carrying a bouquet too, but it's small. No problem with you, right?).

6. Umm, I have allergies: gluten, shell fish, green veggies, cardboard, iron ore, tulle, anything white, horror movies, flower girls, Jimmy Choos, chairs, pocket book dogs, china plates, ice cubes, the unemployed, cumulus clouds, unfiltered water, tires, sunshine, fake diamond rings, and hair dye. If you have any of those things at your wedding, I'll probably have a very dramatic allergic reaction and have to be carted off in an ambulance during your spotlight dance -- or maybe not.

7. I have a blood sugar problem, so if you're having a buffet (seriously, eyeroll, a buffet?), put me at the front of the line or I might pass out. I don't wear undies, but I do wear long T-shirts as a dress. So unless you want everyone to see my Brazilian, you'd better make sure I'm number two or three on the buffet line.

8. I'd really like an opportunity to channel my inner, middle-aged Celine Dion. I've perfected, "My Heart Will Go On". "Titanic" was so sad, and while I've watched the movie 74 times, I always hope the movie will end without the ship sinking...but it doesn't. I'd like to premiere that anthem of death at your wedding. In fact, I have a toddler's swimming pool, a piece of wood, a small plastic boat, and a Chucky Doll in a tuxedo who will help me in my performance. Once I get to the really obnoxious part of the song, my assistant will throw the wood, the Chucky Doll, and a small plastic boat (cut in half) in the toddler pool. Then, I will drop my body into the pool and lament the death of Jack/Chucky. There won't be a dry eye in the house.

This could all work, right?

Hahahaha Centerpiece.

LMAO @Centerpiece I'm not ready for all of that.

Aw thanks ladies.

@Centerpiece: LMAO!!! Seriously, I can't believe some people expect you to accommodate all of their requests.

I put in mine that it is an unplugged ceremony. I also will have a sign and the officiant will make an announcement before the party starts walking in (yes it is necessary with 1/4 of the people coming to be that redundant)