Worst Wedding Story?

Where do i start? a wedding in a catering hall with a cheap cheap couple!! a stand up electric piano player who played the national anthem..3 times!! while the bride who was pregnant was in the ladies room...throwing up!! we got ginger ale tasting champagne..toasted the fiasco couple..the glasses were plastic...and the bottom fell off of them! a table loaded with cold cuts that tasted like cardboard!...in october 2016 we went to another wedding at stonebridge farms in upstate new york...october..(outdoors)!!!--..cheesy tent with sporadic heat blown in!! got out of our cars and had to walk half a city block through mud..dirt..rocks..puddles!! we were freezing and even walking in kitten heels..a challenge! port-o-sans instead of bathrooms.....food was delayed and portions the size of my hand!! awful psuedo jazz band that probably had lionel hampton rolling in his grave! if you wanted warmth you had to go to an out building..the step up was almost 2 feet high!! i am not an olympic sprinter! getting up..going down was terrible!... i'll never forget the pipi longstocking jerk in a dress shorter than my grandmother's last menstrual cycle...with braids in her hair wearing 6 inch platforms trying to navigate...that was the real floor show~!! absolutely the worst~!! well at least the chickens had a good time! i had a fabulous wedding...bridal shower...engagement party..truthfully my mom and dad paid for everything! but this debacle in october 2016...was the worst~!!

Sounds like my egotistical sister in law shawn....she ruined her own wedding! thank God i was not in her wedding party...